#1 LOL
#2 You know it!
#3 When you release the mustard gas but then the wind changes.
#4 Me trying to get in shape 24 hours before a beach vacation
#5 strange adults
#6 We got a new office water fountain. I put a sign above it saying it was voice activated. The results were fantastic.
#7 parents vs. serial killers
#8 What are you guys doing tonight?
#9 Street gangs are becoming a problem in my town.
#10 Was wondering why there’s a delay
#11 weird room in the airbnb
#12 porcupineapple