#1 We can’t solve our problems with the same thinking we used.
#2 I try not to laugh at my own jokes but you all know I’m hilarious.
#3 A hangover is just your body reminding you that you’re an idiot.
#4 You are my today and all of my tomorrow. – Leo Christopher
#5 The homework subject: How to be a good boy.
#6 Learning is a gift. Even when pain is my teacher.
#7 You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
#8 Don’t be sorry, I trusted you. My mistake, not yours…
#9 God couldn’t be everywhere and so he made grandpa.
#10 The key to happiness is low expectations.