#1 Awesome pizza decration
#2 The therapist said just try to open up.
#3 My mum got pulled over for her Halloween decorations on her car
#4 Cardi B owns five super-cars but she doesn’t know how to drive
#5 Chicken can’t afford an umbrella so she uses her wings to keep her chicks out of the rain
# 6 cinnamon bun advertisement: not actual size
#7 Pls do not tap on glass. It scares the ice cream.
#8 MacDonald: Thirst has no curfew
#9 Being so bored you make your own friends
#10 Keanu Reeves: Be kind to animals or I’ll kill you.