Funny, School Life
Jan 4, 2012

Life statistics

When you are born, you will share your birthday with 17 million people. During your 10 years in school, you will have an average of 17 friends. By the time you are 40 that number will have dropped down to 2. You will grow 950 km of hair. You will laugh an average of 18 times a day. You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the Earth. You will eat 30 tons of food. You will drink over 9000 cups of coffee. You will have one opportunity in 10 of getting electrocuted in average, you will spend 10 years of your life in work, 20 years sleeping, 3 years sitting in the toilet, 7 months waiting in traffic, 2 months waiting on hold on your phone, 12 years watching TV …and 19 days looking for the remote. This leaves you with one fifth of your life to actually live… So what are you waiting for?