#1 A Boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first eliminated on ‘The Bachelor’ ‘I’m not sure if this is a surprise to anyone but for the record — still single
#2 How old your favorite bands are turning in 2019
#3 When you walk into a completely empty office
#4 That damn dog was tryna tell Ari bout Herbo the wholedamn time.
#5 elon musk poor vs rich
#6 My ex chased me with a knife once.
#7 Egg beats out Kylie Jenner for most-liked Instagram photo
#8 proved
#9 starbucks unveils $7 wake-up slap
#10 When you find your AOE2 disc but remember none of your computers have a CD drive