I want a Tank

I  WANT A TANK
WELL THEN, WHY DON’T YOU GET ONE?
BECAUSE THEY COST SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS, NOT INCLUDING FLOORMATS. I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.
NOW WAIT A SECOND. YOU’RE A CONSUMER. YOU HAVE CREDIT CARDS, RIGHT?
YES, BUT HOW AM I GOING TO PAY THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY? THEY’LL COME AFTER ME.
OEDON’T BE SILLY. YOU HAVE A TANK!