Finally work up the courage to tell my boss I work hard and deserve a small raise, he disagrees as he thinks I need a big raise.
Sweet Jesus, grant me the power to deal with this bullshit.
Me when I’m thinking of calling in sick of work…
My co-worker was reading 50 shades of grey on her break…I thought this was essential for store safety.
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome…Just accidentally emailed a NSFW link to a co-worker. So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
When you’re at work and someone says there’s free food in the lunchroom.
My friend was an infantry marine, now he is a nurse.
Let’s just get blackout drunk, and forget about this entire experience.
Officer manager put a notice “only print black and white” on the color printer…
Bring a cute puppy to your office, call him a cute but useless co-worker.