Tearable Puns Flyer.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.