Tearable Puns Flyer.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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