#1 Remember that life’s greatest lesson is usually learned from the worst people: the roommates.

#2 I never let my best friend do stupid things…alone.

#3 Zombies eat brains. Your’re safe.

#4 Spain is always a good idea.

#5 I like weird people. The black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the eccentrics, the loners, the lost and forgotten. More often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls.

#6 I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.

#7 I’m the person you can’t screw over a million times. Okay, this time is the last time…

#8 “I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

#9 Everyone has the right to be stupid.

#10 I live. I learn. I upgrade.

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