#1 Cuz only nice girls are worth your time in 2019
#2 didn’t I tell u don’t go thru my phone?
#3 Dew came up to me while I was pumping gas.
#4 Disney hiding messages
#5 Distraction everywhere
#6 This photo of Donald Trump’s mum looks like a character in a film about Trump’s life where Trump plays all the roles
#7 This is my tinder profile. I’ve had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I’m incorrect about toilet paper
#8 I’m pretty sure Inspector Gadget is right around the corner…
#9 My dream job
#10 Which president was the first African American to be elected?