#1 Still struggling to find a weight loss program that really works?

five minutes into diet

#2 When your friends ask how your diet is going…

Day 2 of my diet

#3 When you realize summer is coming and your winter body has gotten out of control…

 when your best friend started their summer diet before you did

#4 Promising the diet starts after the holidays, but cramming in as much as possible before then. Leave me along, Susan!

When you get up for a second plate and someone says "thought you were dieting?"

#5 Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. Don't like the tast? add cocoa,butter, flour and bake for 30 minutes!

#6 The more colorful your diet, the better!

Can't even eat a cake without being judged

#7 Note to myself: when I eat like crap, I will feel like crap.

Me: I'm going to be healthy Breakfast: fruit Lunch: sandwich Dinner: salad Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream

#8 I know I said I wanted to lose weight. But I’m hungry…

8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes

#9 Tired of  being fat? Just be fat!!!

"Congratulations. What is it?" Me : "Food"

#10 My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life…

When you gained some weight and now your pants aren't sure if they'll fit.