#1 I want to steal a donuts truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a donuts truck on the news.
#2 If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
#3 Keep calm and find donuts…
#4 Financial aid fact
#5 “I don’t care how old I am, I’m riding to the bouncy castle with my girl.”
#6 “I don’t always dance but when I do, my hips don’t lie.”
#7 “I wonder what I look like in your eyes.”
#8 Age is no grantee of maturity.
#9 I feel safer already.
#10 “I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to the someone who is extra attractive.”