#1 I bet Leonardo Dicaprio knows the best girl scout cookies.
#2 Chicky chicky boom boom
#3 Social life nowadays: When someone starts giving your attention.
#4 Spending hours in drawing pens to prank office ladies! Your boss must be very lucky to have you! Or, are you the boss?
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#5 You need $50,000 worth of debt to truly appreciate blackout drunk.
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#6 Golden tweets made by Gordon Ramsay.
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#7 Grandma made a shark blanket as a Christmas gift.
#8 Paws off to my girlfriend new buying sexy lingerie.
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#9 Ultimate Chicken Fry Cooking Tools.
#10 Self checkout in the office