Best of cat shaming in 2013–15 Pics

“I had a one-night stand.”

“I once shredded Mom’s 40-page Tax return. I hate the I.R.S. too!”

“I bit my owner on the rear while she was bending to clean my litter box.”


“My name is Pond and I ate Mom’s 10 page thesis paper 20 minutes before it was due.”–who will write thesis on paper nowadays?

“I eat food so fast that I throw it up into my bowl…and then I just keep on eating.”

“Mommy’s boyfriend just moved in. I threw up on his laptop and shoes. Welcome to the family!”

“I wake Daddy up at 4 am and drop down with my butt in his face!”

“I like to hump blankets and stare at you while I do it.”

“I peed on my mommy’s pants, then told my sister to do it too!”

“I like to take random objects from all over the house (cat toys, Christmas tree ornaments, my owner’s socks, etc) and throw them in the toilet.”

“I licked my butt-and then licked my Mom’s popcorn when I thought she wasn’t looking.”

“I put a live mouse in our only toilet. Mom had to pee in the tub.”

“I put a half-dead mouse in Mom’s mouth, because she was not waking up to look at it.”

“I bring Mommy and Daddy poop from the litter box to let them know I want it cleaned. If they are asleep, I just leave it in their bed.”

“I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes.”