#1 When you can’t afford a car with parking sensors
#2 Evacuation plan
#3 That banana is holding her hostage
#4 Get in loser, we’re going to run over grandma
#5 There is always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason.
#6 Liquor store parking lots
#7 my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer, so I sent this to him
#8 This guy’s lunch made it on the subway without him
#9 When you wake up from a 4 hour nap
#10 I’m gonna get close to this group of humans. What’s the worst that can happen? Thousands of years later