#1 The most dangerous animal in the world.

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#2 Life is short.

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#3 Patience is not the ability to wait.

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#4 The best therapist has fur and four legs.

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#5 Some people just needs a high-five.

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#6 When life shuts a door.

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#7 I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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#8 The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.

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#9 My sock is sliding off…

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#10 I’m not hating you.

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