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Push yourself, BUT, that escalated quickly.

Words
May 25, 2015

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PUSH YOURSELF. DO PUSH-UPS INSTEAD OF 10. RUN 3 MILES INSTEAD OF 2. EAT AN ENTIRE CAKE INSTEAD OF JUST ONE PIECE. BURN YOUR EX’S HOUSE DOWN. I BELIEVE IN YOU. WORKOUT QUOTES.

Bookworm will understand this problem.

Words
Feb 9, 2015

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Asking a bookworm to name their favorite book is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child.

Elephants never forget.

Words
Feb 8, 2015

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“Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she’ll never notice.” “Call a girl fat once and she’ll never forget it.” “That’s because elephants never forget.”

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