life goal: 10 things I want to do

Life is short, below are 10 things you need to do before you die.

1. Wear a shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.
2. Buy a horse. Name it “Thunder Takes the Lead”. Enter it in horse races.
3. Become a doctor. Change last name to Arcula.
4. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
5. Buy a parrot. Teach him to say: “Help! I’ve been tunred into a parrot!”
6. Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
7. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
8. Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look like Narnia.
9. Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to roommates Microsoft Word dictionary.
10. Run into a store, ask what year it Is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.